Newton in Romantic mood!

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. "



first law:

"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until and unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy."



second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same as increment or decrement of the
bank balance."



third law:

"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals....
uncle kabhi toh reply karo